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ArtIamA vermin supreme AMA!

Feb 14th 2016 by verminsupreme20 • 56 Questions • 2126 Points

WHY IS THERE NO BOOT HAT OPTION FOR MY SNOOVATAR??? REDDIT ?? HELLO???

Hello, my name is Vermin Supreme. I am here to answer some questions . It is Sunday 2/14 12pm EST. Hello. Is this thing on ? Am I redditing???? Once again, I am a two finger typist , so bear with me. Also , I may go back and elaborate on some answers later on. Thanks for joining this very special IAmA. Hello, my name is Vermin Supreme. I am here to answer some questions .
proof https://twitter.com/VerminSupreme/status/698906823894700032

Q:

How do you feel knowing that your sex appeal plays such a big role in your following?

A:

I'm too sexy for my boot.


Q:

Do you believe you may be called to service by Obama and the Republican dominated senate to replace Scalia as the 9th Supreme Court Justice?

A:

All things are possible, except probably that.


Q:

As an anarchist, what message are you hoping to send by running for president of the US?

A:

To show that the emperor wears no clothes. Emphasizing the ridiculous aspect of the spectacle. Offering mocking as an alternative tactic to screwing with the system.


Q:

Do you plan on suing Trump for stealing your idea

A:

Can't steal a free pony....or can you?.....


Q:

How would you separate being worthy of ridicule and senseless disdain?

A:

There will be a multiple choice checklist.


Q:

Can I be your Secretary of the Interior when you become supreme emperor overlord?

A:

How aboot Secretary of Interior Monologues?


Q:

What if I lose my federally appointed pony?

A:

See Dental Reeducation Centers.


Q:

Since you have since admitted that the free pony program was a ruse to get more votes, what is your plan to sway voters you way?

A:

I will keep on lying, and promising the people what they want.


Q:

What do I need to do to become your running mate? I want to be your VP so I can be president in 2028.

A:

Being a meme would be a good start.


Q:

Who would you appoint to the Supreme Court?

A:

The Kardashians.


Q:

What are the top five books that have impacted you the most? And why?

A:

The Can't-itates - Craig Tomashof http://www.com.washington.edu/2015/12/the-cant-idates-craig-tomashoff-82-tells-story-of-those-who-run-for-president-in-new-book/ He included me in a chapter and we got to promote it together. Johnny Got His Gun - Dalton Trumbo Showed the horror of war. Catch 22 - Ken Kesey Showed the absurdity of war. Mutual Aid - Peter Kropotkin Informed my anarchism. Go Dog Go - PT Eastman Great ending. good party.


Q:

Made it easier to read :)

The Can't-itates - Craig Tomashof, He included me in a chapter and we got to promote it together.

Johnny Got His Gun - Dalton Trumbo, Showed the horror of war.

Catch 22 - Ken Kesey, Showed the absurdity of war.

Mutual Aid - Peter Kropotkin, Informed my anarchism.

Go Dog Go - PT Eastman, Great ending. good party.

A:

Thanx!


Q:

How do you keep the boot on your head from falling off?

A:

A combination of Gravity and friction.


Q:

How important is it for me to brush my teeth?

A:

Super important. Many diseases, heart , dementia, etc. have been linked to shoddy dental hygiene . True story.


Q:

Why don't you return to Baltimore and run for Mayor again? The time is ripe!!!

A:

When is the election?


Q:

Primary is on April 26

General is on November 8

If you need more time, i'll see if they can postpone it for a bit

A:

where am i now?


Q:

Who would u vote for between all the people in the republican and Democratic Party?

A:

martin O'malley.


Q:

Your endorsement will pay dividends for his campaign

A:

endorsement of what now?


Q:

Which of the various flavors of anarchism do you most identify with, and what do you imagine an anarchist society of the future might look like?

A:

I am an anti-state, anti-capitalist, Kropotkin style, Mutual Aid type of anarchist. I have learned much from the Rainbow Family of Living Love and Light and their annual Gathering of the Tribes. I suspect the anarchist society of the future will be full of ponies.


Q:

Come visit us in /r/anarchism some time, we'd love to hear from you!

A:

thanks for the invite!


Q:

Why do this on Valentines day?

A:

Well, my middle name is Love.


Q:

How much drugs do you use on a daily basis? And where do I get some of whatever your on?

A:

The mind altering drugs I did, did their job many years ago. I do like to keep my cannabinoid receptors happy on a daily basis,tho.


Q:

What is the art to glitter bombing?

A:

having enuf glitter and being aware of the person being bombed not getting any in their eyes or lungs. Glitter, like any particulate can also be flammable. gotta be careful of that.


Q:

Do you consider the policies of other non-establishment parties from around the world, such as the Monster Raving Loony Party in the UK?

A:

I am currently invading Montreal meeting with representatives of the Rhinoceros Party.


Q:

Do you think you'll become president someday? Edit: You answered it in another answer, new question: What's your favorite color?

A:

I enjoy the colors on the spectrum beyond human perception.


Q:

Big fan of your political stances. Just one question about your personal identification pony program. What would happen in case of it being stolen or lost?

Thanks!

A:

That would never happen.


Q:

The german party Die Partei promises a unicorn for everyone. What do you plan to keep pace with germany?

A:

This will not stand !


Q:

Hello

What is the ultimate goal for, if you ever become president?

Also how do you go about brushing your teeth and what boot do you recommend for wearing on one's head? I've been looking for a while now and can't make up my mind, so I'd love an experts advice. Thanks.

A:
  1. a.Ponies b. I will never become president.
  2. One tooth at a time 3.Tingley Rainwear makes the best head boot I've found.

Q:

Never give up hope, if I was American, you would have my vote.

I'm getting a pair of Tingley Rainwear right now.

Also thank you for doing this AMA!

A:

http://workingperson.com/tingley-mens-black-1400-10-work-waterproof-overshoes.html Definitely the overboots are what I recommend. I think they have a longer version. Please note . There is no correlation between foot and head size. My head takes the giant size.


Q:

Looks like they are, buy one, get one free!

A:

super cool. for some reason they won't sell just one. weird.


Q:

Holy shit, the real vermin supreme!

What candidate do you feel is most likely to adopt your universal dentistry or free pony platform?

A:

Donald J Trump.


Q:

Who would be your ideal running mate?


Q:

Who is your Valentine?

A:

My lovely wife.


Q:

How does she feel about your political practices?

A:

she tolerates them very well.


Q:

Mr. Supreme, how could one go about getting you to speak at my school? I really want my students to know that there are other candidates out there worth voting for.

A:

drop me a note. crazycircusdogs @ yahoo. com


Q:

You have said that libertarians identify the problem but don't have the solution, what is the solution?

When we get to anarchy what kind of systems do you want to see?

A:

Short answer- Ponies. Long answer - idk. scaling it up is certainly a problem. Once again my 2008 libertarian bashing, was a product of my attitudes at the time. ie before they started supporting my camPain. if I had real answers maybe I would be a real politician.


Q:

What will be punishment for not washing teeth?

A:

That will be determined by a High Council of Internet Memes.


Q:

Do we all get baby ponies? Because that would be even better. It would teach us life value about raising young.

A:

Great idea!!


Q:

Would you rather wear one horse-sized duck boot, or 100 duck-sized horse boots?

A:

I think I should try them on. See what looks best.


Q:

Hello, how are you?

I wanted to ask what you think of congressional term limits and gerrymandering?

A:

fine,Thank you. for, and against.


Q:

What is your favorite animal?

A:

Ponies? Is this a trick question?


Q:

Yes.

A:

lamestream media gotcha questions mutter mutter...


Q:

If elected, how long before the US power grid is completely powered by zombies?

A:

soon my pretties.


Q:

Hello President Supreme,

You have been president for a few years now and I have still not received my Identification pony, I am unable to leave my home without an ID pony and have run out of toothpaste months ago. This is really very urgent as I do not want to get in trouble or do the wrong thing, is it OK to leave the house without an ID pony in order to get necessary toothpaste and replacement toothbrushes? If not does mud work as toothpaste? I don't know what to do and am very scared of the dental police.

A:

Just tell em you have a presidential pardon to do so.


Q:

Is it true that your free pony program is just a prelude to the rumored unicorn alliance?

A:

mmmmmmaybeeeeeeee.


A:

Interestingly, there are a lot of people that use my name as a handle on the internet. It has caused some minor confusion in the past.


Q:
  1. What are your thoughts on Donald Trump?
  2. If you had too choose one of the Republican candidates to be president, who would you choose?
A:

America has been ripe for a demagogue. I had always hoped it would be me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrDDkKPUFa4 I would choose one of the dropouts.


Q:

Do you still stand behind your claim that mandatory toothbrushing laws should be in place?

A:

Yes. I do.


Q:

Mr. Supreme,

Who was the last person you glitter bombed with the intention of turning them gay?


Q:

What made you get into politics?

A:

boredom.


Q:

I don't know if you're still here or not, but if you are, would you support abolishing the economy?

I'm not a fan of it.

I'd rather we just get robots to do everything so we can have fun all day instead.

A:

Robotic Pony Based Economy coming your way!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww


Q:

what would you do about Trans rights?

A:

Your concerns are my concerns. I will waterboard the haters with fluoridated water. Transformers Rule!!


Q:

It's an honor to have you here, Mr. Supreme.

Do you think your promise of free ponies for everyone will be enough to sway voters away from Bernie Sanders, who has promised free everything for everyone?

In the past you have said that the free pony initiative will be used as a federal identification program, and that everybody will be required to have their pony with them at all times.

Just to be clear - you're not planning on doing anything nefarious with all the pony-related data your program will collect, are you?

Finally, you weren't invited to the lesser known candidates debate this year because you glitter bombed Randall Terry at the 2011 debate. Do you see that as a violation of your right to have your feels protected, and when you get into office are you going to do anything to protect other vermin from having to endure the same Jim Crow-esque bigotry?

FEEL THE VERM!

A:
  1. Frankly, it doesn't matter.
  2. Pony data will only be used for ther purposes of dental health. 3.The debate was a private event on private property. I respect their right to invite/disinvite whomever they please. Altho it was disappointing, I had a fine time in my own 'freedom cage.'

Q:

Hey man. I met you a few years back at the Porcupine Freedom Festival in Lancaster NH. Always wondered what you thought about the event and if you would ever go back? Everyone seemed to love you. I don't think you'll find a finer group of people that share your ideas. Let's get rid of the Fed and start a pony based economy!

A:

Any time I can , I will.


Q:

Will you ever do an out of character interview where you discuss you actual views on the world?

A:

I slip in and out. (see this iami) That is something I really enjoy, having the option of reality or fantasy in my answers.


Q:

Where do you plan to source all your ponies from?

A:

Planet of the Ponies!!