Mar 4th 2017 by letsqatest • 36 Questions • 5216 Points
HEY THANKS FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS! I have to wrap up because my hands are starting to feel like two tiny hamster paws, and also I need to edit DIY Astronaut EP 2. Pick your social media poison if you want more shitty robots: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube.
See you soon Reddit!!
Fricking excited to do my first AMA. I don’t want to go all cheesy on you but Reddit is where this journey started for me and how I got this -very- weird job. I owe you.
So about two years ago I started building robots and posting them on my YouTube channel and /r/shittyrobots. Today I’m a full-time inventor of useless machines and a host of Adam Savage’s Tested.com. I’m also, more recently, the founder of my own shitty astronaut training program. Because if nobody else will have you, just make your own thing.
Ask me anything!
What is your favorite game that you tested but never got released? (I'm assumeing ndas don't apply to things that never got released but they probably do for some reason)
This is correct. You need to either actively be searching for jobs (often to the point of absurdity), or a doctor's confirmation (continuously re-checked and updated at regular intervals) that you are incapable of doing so due to reasons of physical or mental health.
Obviously substance abuse is not acceptable. If the subject in question is willing and cooperative in trying to quit and get their life under control that's generally enough, but that too has to be proven.
There's of course a lively debate around this. If memory serves places who have guaranteed these people homes and stability before placing demands on them have had better success. But add to that the severe housing shortage in all of Sweden's cities and it's currently looking pretty grim on that front.
As for mental disorders: If they're not committing a crime or posing a threat to people around them they cannot be forced to seek help. These people generally fall in a category of being able to survive on their own while still being of too poor mental health to take part in society even on the level of getting a doctor's appointment to get so much as a diagnosis much less treatment for their illness.
Basically people fall through the cracks in any system that has cracks, and I've yet to see one that does not. Sweden is no exception.
Were there any animals that you considered trying to film and ruled them out because the spy wouldn't have worked?
Along that same line, was there any animal that you filmed and you couldn't really use the footage for the show?
Thanks! Love the show!
Do you ever disguise yourself and just walk around incognito?
If you could have anyone from history on your show, who would it be?
What was the Chicken Connoisseur like off camera?
Will you ever build a robot for Robot Wars? Is Robot Wars still a thing?
In all honesty, any game that never got released that I worked on was either a port that did not work out or something that was reeeeealy bad.
Cant say due NDAs as the game was never announced (on said platform)
I sometimes wear a hat. For example when I did college tours with my son I wanted the focus to be totally on him. A lot less people recognize me when I have a hat on or else they realize I am trying to be incognito.
Mostly when people do recognize me they are super nice so I don't feel it is a burden to be noticed most of the time.
Number 1: Flo the Progressive Insurance lady, Number 2: Aristotle
Very chill. He's HUGE in London btw! He got mobbed everywhere we went.
I did build a robot that went up against a BattleBot, but all of that got pulled by a sponsor so I never got to show it. I'd be down to do it again though. A shitty fighting robot? All it does is.... spray you with presents and compliments??
If you had to pick a successor to your show, who would you pick and why?
Hi Sean, first off can I just say how much I appreciate the amount of research you put into your questions. It's something that is so often overlooked but the effort you and your team invest really makes each episode for me.
My question: Given that it seems the rap industry and food are becoming more connected by the day, which rapper would you have cook for you and what would they make?
Next week on IAmA:
IAmA former video game tester who got fired from Valve, AMA
Also send gold, legal fees are not going to pay themselves.
I would explain that smartness is not single dimensional and not quite as important as I thought it was back then. I would say you might explore the developing world before you get into your forties. I wasn't very good socially back then but I am not sure there is advice that would fix that - maybe I had to be awkward and just grow up....
Great question! At First We Feast, we probably think about this more than anyone in the world. Rumor has it Mia X from No Limit is the most underrated hip hop chef of all time and I'm picturing jambalaya and baked macaroni on the table.
For one, our politicians are not even remotely as orange as they are here. But I think the biggest difference is just the sheer size of things here.
Were there any animals that you considered trying to film and ruled them out because the spy wouldn't have worked?
Along that same line, was there any animal that you filmed and you couldn't really use the footage for the show?
Thanks! Love the show!
What do you personally find as your greatest achievement?
What has been your favorite game to play on clueless gamer so far, and why?
What is your favorite place for wings?
Are there any shitty robots you've wanted to make but have said, "No, that's just too dangerous/expensive?"
Private agency, although the government are shutting us down so it won't really matter soon.
Work varies greatly from day to day. Usually my job is simply to be there in case anyone needs help with something or just wants to hang out. I guess you could say I'm whatever they need me to be. I'm a friend, a parent, a teacher, a therapist, etc. Some days I barely do anything while others I'm working so hard I almost collapse.
But in general, I come in, read up on what I've missed since last I was there, then check if there are any tasks that need doing, e.g. remind people about appointments, book meetings, purchase medicine. After that's all done, I spend the day hanging out with people and then document any meaningful interactions I've had. If someone's been showing improvement with behavioural issues, I write it down. If someone's been feeling down, I write it down. If someone's been skipping class, I write it down. It's extremely important that everyone on the staff is aware of what is happening in everyone's life so we can be as efficient as possible.
There always needs to be at least one person at the accommodation at all times, so some days I'll be spending the night there. We have a bed in the office and facilities for any daily needs like hygiene or food.
Hi! Easy this one, Arctic wolves and polar bears also wild dogs and bats and elephants and rats. PD
Although the Foundation work is super promising and will be the biggest thing over the decades ahead I still think the chance to be part of the software revolution empowering people was the biggest thing I have gotten to do.
Right now I am very focused on making sure we successfully eradicate polio - that will be amazing if we do it - as good as shipping even the best software product.
Witcher 3, because I got to have sex on a unicorn. When that game comes out in VR, you'll never see me again.
Hm, I think the deal breaker usually is that I have to be able to build it on one person. And in my house. I'm balancing on the edge of a knife here with my landlord...
Why are they shutting you down?
Hey Conan, I'm allergic to penicillin, clindamycin, and sulfa-based antibiotics. What type of medicine would you recommend for my next infection?
You probably get this a lot, but is there any chance of fan favorites Bill Burr or Gordon Ramsey being on the show?
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO WORK WITH ADAM SAVAGE? Sincerely, Somebody else than Adam 😎
Pay varies a lot depending on a bunch of factors such as:
Government labor regulations, salary or paid by hour, type of studio, if overtime is paid, access to bonuses, if benefits are available, if it is contract work, experience, shifts worked, level of responsibility, type of QA.
For a first QA job, you can generally assume minimum wage.
3rd party generally does not pay well and you are generally worth twice the amount they pay you (for example, they will charge a big company say $20 per hour of your time but pay you only 10-13). This is also usually contract work and hours very (overtime is usually paid)
From my experience, the closer you are working to the developer, the higher you will be paid.
I have been paid as high as $6 over minimum wage per hour.
Warren Buffett has always said the measure is whether the people close to you are happy and love you. It is also nice to feel like you made a difference - inventing something or raising kids or helping people in need.
You are very wise to ask me. I'm not a doctor. Next time you're not feeling well just bite into a glow stick and suck it down.
We have a white board with all of our white-whale guests, and those two are at the top of it. We try to will them into existence. Not enough time to give the whole rundown, but these are some of the names that are always top of mind: The Rock. Joe Rogan. Alexa Chung. Guy Fieri. Chrissy Teigen. Kobe. Aziz. Hannibal. Chelsea Handler.
But, it's not the easiest show to book. Not everyone wants to eat violently hot wings on camera. This is the hole we've dug for ourselves but we're always pitching.
"ASKING FOR A FRIEND"
I need to make a monument for my sculpture class. What should I make?
Has the fame gotten you laid?
Have you ever tried to refine any of the robots to use them for actual chores? How did it go?
Unfortunately, I find the vast majority of testers just want to 'play the game and write bugs' - anything more then this they say "This is not my job, I will not do this" and then complain how they have so much experience yet are underpaid :/ smh
This is a great question. I felt sure that allowing anyone to publish information and making it easy to find would enhance democracy and the overall quality of political debate. However the partitioning you talk about which started on cable TV and might be even stronger in the digital world is a concern. We all need to think about how to avoid this problem. It would seem strange to have to force people to look at ideas they disagree with so that probably isn't the solution. We don't want to get to where American politics partitions people into isolated groups. I am interested in anyones suggestion on how we avoid this.
Is it too late to drop the class?
As much as I'd like for people to think that I use the ass wiping robot on a daily basis, no. I have very little belief in my own inventions' capabilities. Also, damn that'd skyrocket my toilet paper consumption.
EA is awful to QA. There's a bunch of people I work with that have worked at EA in the past and the common theme is they don't care about QA they just want to put out a product to make money. Then lay off the entire department once it's released.
What tangible benefits, if any, do you think Sweden gets from taking in so many refugees?
This is a very difficult question, because any answer I can give comes with a number of counterpoints.
You could argue that Sweden gets an economic benefit from an increased workforce. The population of ethnic Swedes shrinks every year and a large portion of Swedish citizens get University degrees and work in professions with high demands on skill and knowledge. An injection of people willing to work low-skill jobs can provide a boon for the Swedish economy and stave of stagnation.
On the other hand, the Swedish economy is very advanced, and as such the need for low-skill work is quite small. In the future it might very well shrink even more due to the robotization of manufacturing. Furthermore, what little low-skill work there is is protected by unions and collective bargaining that keeps wages high. As such it might be very difficult to find jobs, and unemployment rises. Studies show that after 7 years of being in the country not even half of refugees have found work.
You could argue that Sweden benefits on a social and cultural level. Multiculturalism can add value to Swedish culture, foster broader sympathy and understanding to foreign cultures and help create a more tolerant society.
On the other hand, Sweden was even before the crisis facing serious issues of segregation. Immigrants flooded into suburban areas with low housing costs as middle-class Swedes moved to more affluent areas. As most are aware, segregation leads to growing social woes, and the issues of the suburbs have expressed themselves with occasional rioting and increased hostility and even violence against police and social workers. These problems will be aggravated by taking in more refugees. The situation isn't help by an unhealthy housing market that keeps prices of houses high.
You could argue that Sweden benefits on a moral level. We provide a shining example of taking in as many as we can no matter the cost, showing human lives outweigh economic costs. We can help spearhead initiatives for more countries to to the same.
On the other hand, the inability of the Swedish government to act in any meaningful way against growing costs and increasing processing times, while also engaging in quite morally hypocritical behaviour such as suddenly guarding its borders after years of doing nothing comparable, has eroded much of the moral fiber of Sweden in the eyes of the world. Countries now point to Sweden as a bad example, a country that wouldn't take necessary measures and now has to pay the consequences. Furthermore, even before the crisis Sweden has been criticized for amongst other things not handling the cases of unaccompanied children with enough sensitivity. Last week Human Rights Watch strongly criticized Sweden for mot prioritizing children enough.
As you can tell, under current circumstances any benefit to Sweden, short- or longterm, is not terribly snificant. That's not to say these issues can't be turned around, but for them to be solved they must first be acknowledged. And to acknowledge these issues means acknowledging that the refugee crisis has a negative impact on the country. The government is unwilling to do this as it might sway public opinion against immigration and lead to a conservative victory next election.
So overall the current situation looks pretty bleak. Sweden needs to confront the truth that there are no easy solutions and try to act in the way that least damages the country. What this course of action would be I do not know, but we'll never find out if we don't actively search for it.
This was asked by someone and you answered from your previous AMA, after 8 months, has there been change? or is 8 months a bit short to comment on change?
Obviously the Nature team is great at capturing beautiful shots of wildlife even without spies. Were there any moments you captured with the spy animals/cameras that you could not have with other methods? Were they more helpful for research than production?
Love the series and your robot army!
What kind of technological advancement do you wish to see in your lifetime?
Is there anyone that you havent had a chance to sit down with yet that you would love to have on the show?
If nothing is off limits...
I think everyone is wondering: how is your butthole?
Do you have a standing appointment with a butthole therapist? Do you have a collection of speciality lotions you keep in rotation?
What's good man? Tell us the truth.
Is there a way to join your space agency? i also really really want to go to space, and can provide my own desk chair for high-g training.
Pretty much the story I always hear.
The big milestone is when computers can read and understand information like humans do. There is a lot of work going on in this field - Google, Microsoft, Facebook, academia,... Right now computers don't know how to represent knowledge so they can't read a text book and pass a test.
Another whole area is vaccines. We need a vaccine for HIV, Malaria and TB and I hope we have them in the next 10-15 years.
My children. Their agents won't call me back.
Some rando dude once asked me this question in the middle of a Whole Foods so might as well get out in front of it now. At this point, my biology has more or less adjusted but there were some long, lonely nights in the beginning. There's a reason I told Eric Andre I wouldn't eat a Carolina Reaper again for less than five figures. That said, it's impossible to say no to Chili Klaus.
The curriculum is all online and you can follow the lesson plan on my YouTube channel. You're not going to like next week's class though. Damn it was rough.
Views on Trump immigration ban? Im serious...
Whats the most memorable moment you've ever had on your show?
I only have one question. What the fuck are you doing with your life?
Also, the TJ Miller made me actually vomit at work from laughing so hard.
Are you worried that one day you'll make a robot so shitty that even you, the Queen of Shitty Robots, won't be able to control it? What does shitty robot skynet look like?
OMG first I have seen this comic - very close.
40-80 hours a week is standard during crunch time. The most I have ever worked in a week is 101. I once worked 30 hours straight.
A bug report tends to be just a few lines and you rarely have to restart every time something goes wrong.
Depending on your local labor laws, you are entitled to breaks and lunch.
I have never been given nutrient rich sludge every 8 hours - honestly I feel like I have been screwed! (Jokes aside, some places will pay for your supper if you work overtime. Working OT every day of the week + free fast food every day = The QA 'You gonna get fat' 50 pounds)
I can't say I support it. There just isn't enough of a threat from these countries to justify a total ban. Even if there were, I think there are much more efficient ways of securing the country, like effectivising the TSA.
good question. Im the executive producer of Nature and we put a lot of care in respecting our audience and providing context, information and respect for wildlife. if you haven't noticed there isn't a lot of killing on our series because we don't want to sensationalize death and predation. we have an excellent relationship with the BBC because we essentially have the same public missiob. FK
TacoGate is out of control. I've been eating tacos like that my whole life. It just makes sense to me. It doesn't get messy. You don't spill shit all over the place. I'm not going to apologize for attacking that thing from the top rope.
And, thank you! the T.J. Miller episode was a game changer for us.
Nah, then I just pull the plug on them. As long as I don't teach them how to charge themselves we should be fine. Or put the chopping machine on wheels.
So I have a question. With a job that has you spending so many hours playing video games do you find it hard to play video games for fun?
Or enforcing our current laws. Can we call it a temporary stay on immigration from these countries. It's not a ban. That would imply forever.
Did anybody in the telenovelas explained you why your character was a cheese seller?
Is there any possibility you could get Justin Timberlake on your show to interview you?
Have you ever built a robot which, while intended to be shitty, turned out to be actually pretty good/useful?
Most people go though phases of playing games in their free time to not wanting to play games at all.
I went like 2 years not wanting to play a game. Back to 'normal' now.
Australia is particularly nice. It is summer there when it is winter here so going there in December and January is especially nice. I spent Thanksgiving there last year.
I have gotten to travel to a lot of great places like the Amazon in Brazil which I recommend.
I seriously asked them to explain many times and they never did. I was fervently looking forward to making out with a beautiful Mexican actress and they made me a pompous asexual cheese merchant. I am honestly very angry about this.
That would be the greatest thing that's ever happened to me in my pathetic life.
People were pretty upset when I posted the beer robot and said it worked way too well.
Does your job ever bore you to death? Do you still have the desire to game outside of work?
1- How does the majority of the swedish population perceive the wave of immigration into Sweden ? Do they have a good or bad opinion about this whole event ?
2- (touchy question) Is it true than most of the crime and rape cases are committed by refugees in Sweden ?
Thank you for your time
Hey Conan, huge fan, who was your favorite character to write for when you worked on the Simpsons?
Hey Sean, big fan of the show!
Have you ever considered doing hot sauce reviews on First We Feast?
Also, what are your top 3 favorite tasting hot sauces for wings?
How did you get into robotics and how can someone like me start learning about robotics? BTW Love your videos.
Sometimes work can get dull when you have a crummy task (for example, entering in and out of a multiplayer game lobby all day)
People in QA tend to go through phases when it comes to playing games outside of work.
Sometimes you are really excited about a game you are working on, a type of game you have never played before - so you go home and play a bunch of other similar games for research.
When new to QA, some testers have a hard time playing older games in their own time as they find they become too negative and critical while playing them.
Testers often go through a burn out stage where the last thing they want to see is a game when they leave the office.
The stage I am at now, I can finally enjoy 'the games I like' now outside of work. In my own time, I stopped playing for almost 2 years at a point.
I know one gamer who has never done QA. From speaking to me he has decided that he never wanted to do it as he loves games too much and does not want to 'lose the magic'. I respect that.
Philanthropy is small as a part of the overall economy so it can't do things like fund health care or education for everyone. Government and the private sector are the big players so philanthropy has to be more innovative and fund pilot programs to help the other sectors. A good example is funding new medicines or charter schools where non-obvious approaches might provide the best solution.
One thing that is a challenge for our Foundation is that poor countries often have weak governance - small budgets, and the people in the ministries don't have much training. This makes it harder to get things done.
If we had more money we could do more good things - even though we are the biggest foundation we are still resource limited.
Edit: We discuss this in our annual letter this year: www.gatesletter.com
Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns. (Mr. Burns)
Big fan of anything in the El Yucateco family, love Texas Pete's, Valentina and (I'm not just saying this) I reach for Hot Ones and Homeboy's sauces more than anything. Pickapeppa hot pepper sauce is amazing too.
I got an Arduino Starter Kit (not sponsored, I promise) from my brother for Christmas and just started tinkering. I think what was really important to me was that I never sat down being like "I'm going to learn about transistors", instead I always had an idea of what I wanted to build and everything I learned was to get me closer to making that idea happen.
Learning about robotics and hardware is really fricking hard, and if you have an idea that you really like it will help you get through it. Also, Adafruit and Sparkfun has really awesome tutorials.
At what stage of development do you typically test a game? I assume it's before the public/closed beta.
What is your opinion on early access programs, where the public is essentially paying to beta test the game? Do you think that early access is fine, or are you a critic?
Does the recent surge of early access and public beta tests affect your job in any way? Do game developers utilize professional game testers like you as much as they used to?
It's true that immigrants in general are over-represented in crime statistics, but this has more to do with poverty levels than anything else.
In Denmark, just across the bridge, where we have even less immigrants than you but also have statistics that identify the ethnicity of the perpetrator and rinse them for any socioeconomic factors, it shows that MENA immigrants are by far still over-represented in the crime statistics.
Are you better at integrating or are you just not using the statistics the same way, due to the politicial pressure?
Hey Sean, I’m a huge fan of yours! I have two questions for you:
- What do you do to prepare your body for so much spicy food? I love hot stuff but it wreaks havoc on my system.
- How do you prepare to ensure the interview is the best it can be? In my opinion you’re one of the greatest interviewers in the business, and it would be cool to know the process.
Also the hot ones sauce is really expensive to ship to Canada, you guys should definitely open up a shop here. We need some heat to warm our cold winter-conditioned bodies.
When you code your robots, do you prefer any language? Does it depend on something particular?
For outsourced QA, usually between Late Alpha and Beta. If you are working directly with the developer, you will receive a build (version of the game) as soon as there is one built. The job of Dev QA is to make sure that the game functions enough for other testers (3rd party and Pub QA) to test it in deeper detail.
I will be 76 at that time. Hopefully a grandfather. The Foundation with its partners will have eradicated a number of diseases and health in poor countries will be a lot better - specifically instead of 5% of children under 5 dying it should be at 2.5% which is still a lot.
I hope I can still type fast enough to do Reddit sessions without someone transcribing for me.
When you watch the segment tonight, you'll realize that even when I'm seriously trying to wrestle, I'm still doing comedy.
I used to just go out there and wing it so to speak but now that we're weekly and have published, like, 60 episodes I take care of myself a lot more. I try to stay away from acidic foods and whatnot. The research is just kind of what it looks like... Chris and I read and watch everything that we can, trust our instincts and try not to overthink things. Much love to Canada!
In your talk at Columbia University last month, you and Warren Buffet both emphasized the importance of “curiosity” as a personal quality.
Do you believe curiosity is a trait that is naturally inherited or a trait that can be cultivated and strengthened? If the latter, what methods would you recommend for people to develop and stimulate their own curiosity?
Hey Sean, love watching your show every Thursday, with Mac Demarco on the show recently, do you plan on having any more indie rock kind of guest on soon?
Early Access is fantastic if done right. If done wrong, it can be a total car wreck.
Not everyone, but some people like to be a part of the development process and like to see the 'behind the scenes' of a game in the making. Some people want to support the developer as they are making the game and feel like their game is worth taking a risk for. I think most people want to play a finished game - and that is 100% ok, Early Access is not for everyone.
I think participating in Early Access is also a good way to test out if you would enjoy doing QA work or not. QA, like Early Access is another thing that not everyone will enjoy.
Most early access titles are done by indie developers who in all honesty, cant afford large QA teams. Though QA tends to be under paid, we cost a lot in the end! just a tiny team of 5 basic functionality testers for a year will cost over 160,000 USD alone (not including overtime, the likely need of more testers and more time, management costs or specialized testing)
The surge of Early Access titles does not effect my job per say - it just changes the needs of the developer.
For example, a regular game will require us to test the game and report bugs on early versions of the game until the game is finished and sent to the public.
An Early Access title and games with constant patches and content updates require what we call Live QA. Live QA involves testing the same game that everyone else is playing. They look for issues the community may find or have found and send issues to the devs to fix. Good developers will have people supporting players with their issues on forums and social media. When issues are fixed, the Functionality QA team will test these fixes and the live version of the game will get an update once it is ready. From here, the circle of QA life continues.
Good question. I think having parents and teachers reinforce your curiosity and explain what they are fascinated with makes a big difference. A lot of people lose their curiosity as they get older which is a shame. One thing that helps nowadays is that if you get confused about something it is easier than ever to find an article or video to make things clear.
I was doing it in the office for a few years and the writers dared me to do it on the air. The rest is history.
Yeah for sure. We’re always trying to find new genres to dig into to get more fans in the tent and just to keep the show as unpredictable and diverse as possible. Some of the big targets right now are WWE/MMA people, porn stars, and more celebrity chefs.
How is your heart not breaking?
Hey Conan, what's the most difficult part about prepping for a show?
You have your own hot sauce, and a sandwich named after you, what's next? A "No big deal" Sriracha? "Don't touch your (eye)balls" wet naps?
What's your favorite shitty robot? Are you working on anything currently?
Jokes on them, I am a catfish-whale hybrid.
OMG the ketchup robot kills me.
Right now I'm just preparing for a trip next week (going to Norway to give three talks, then to CERN to film some stuff for Tested, then to Stockholm to hang out with my family) and working on DIY Astronaut.
I do know what I want to build next though, but I need to fabricate some aluminum parts for it and need to get my CNC mill running first.
When testing a game, is your number one priority finding bugs and/or glitches? Or do you test a mix of things?
Well lets start about that ceertain someone and his statements.
Is there a fear level in certain swedish suburbs that was not there before the latest wave of immigration (lastv 10 year)from war torn countries ?
What are you going to do once your hair starts turning grey?
Has anyone got sick during/after the show?
For the average QA job that is one of the main tasks, though it really depends on the needs of the developer and project.
There are so many types of QA jobs that I have done, it really is a mix.
Just to name a few w/ basic description:
- Hardware Compatibility testing (Video cards, memory ect)
- Peripheral testing (controllers, mics, headphones ect)
- General Functionally testing (find the bug, write the bug)
- Compliance testing (Each platform has requirements before they allow a game on their system)
- Live QA (Testing a game that is releaced to the public, reproducing the bugs players find)
- Localization testing (Languages)
- Network testing (Multiplayer connections, different internet configurations)
- Save state persistence testing (save everywhere after every little thing you do)
I suppose you could say that. I myself lived in one of the more, shall we say, "unstable" suburbs in Stockholm about two years ago, and there were times where you would definitely feel unsafe. But whether or not you can pin that on immigration is trickier. For instance, in the last few years we have had a complete restructuring of the police force in Sweden, which is generally considered to have made it less effective. There's also an argument to be made that the actual criminal element of these suburbs is made up of a very small amount of people, and that the majority of residents are law-abiding citizens. And of course, there's no such thing as no-go zones in Sweden.
There are other arguments, like how suburbs have become very segregated or how our school system doing worse, but discussing those might just be a bit overkill.
Grizzly Bears, Polar Bears, Mountain Gorillas, Orcas.
A lot of people feel a sense of isolation. I still wonder if digital tools can help people find opportunities to get together with others - not Tinder but more like adults who want to mentor kids or hang out with each other. It is great that kids go off and pursue opportunities but when you get communities where the economy is weak and a lot of young people have left then something should be done to help.
I started dyeing it when I was 15. So I'm way ahead of the curve. My true hair color is jet black, and my real name is Blaze Falcon (I'm just babbling now).
LMFAO! Yes. S/o Martin Garrix, Eddie Huang, Coolio and RiFF RAFF. I'm sure there are countless others.
A rocket that launches something (preferably me) to space.
Did the locals in Mexico recognize you as Conando from Noches de Pasion Con Señor O'Brien?
I expect Bobby Lee shitting his pants qualifies
Can you actually make a better functioning robots or are they really a reflection of your current skill?
I have weirdly started to love it.
This may also be an early onset of stockholm syndrome however.
I was surprised how many Mexicans were shouting my name through their car windows. I don't know if they knew who I was before, or were just reading coverage of my visit. I was recognized more there than any other country. Except Finland. Finland's weird.
In 1975, the Swedish parliament unanimously decided to change the former homogeneous Sweden into a multicultural country. Forty years later the dramatic consequences of this experiment emerge: violent crime has increased by 300%. If one looks at the number of rapes, however, the increase is even worse. In 1975, 421 rapes were reported to the police; in 2014, it was 6,620. That is an increase of 1,472%. Sweden is now number two on the global list of rape countries. According to a survey from 2010, Sweden, with 53.2 rapes per 100,000 inhabitants, is surpassed only by tiny Lesotho in Southern Africa, with 91.6 rapes per 100,000 inhabitants.
Oh yeah, no problems in Sweden, as long as your from Lesotho (is that still a country?)! People just pushing a "narrative", those damn bigots!
Kidding aside, can I ask if you feel on average, people from the Middle East have a different view of women and sex than Scandinavians have? If so how can you meld the two together? If not why cant women drive alone, uncover their faces, talk to unrelated men in Middle Eastern culture?
Hey Sean, it's #15 Ranked UFC Middleweight Sam Alvey. We've spoken on twitter, but I have to ask you here - "WHEN CAN I COME ON YOUR SHOW!?!?!" I have a fight scheduled April 22nd in Nashville, but after that (when I'm done cutting weight) I need to come face punch some hot wings with my tongue fist. Hit me up!
- Sam :)
Your one year anniversary of your first shitty robot video kind of struck a chord with me. I've got, what looks like, a great engineering job right now but in reality it's a bit depressing and unfulfilling. I'm at work right now debating whether I should peel my eyelids off for fun or drown myself in the toilet...
What advice would you give to someone your age who is currently where you were 2 years ago and wanting to escape?
AMA is a solid 3/5 so far!
It really depends where you live. Some cities are massive hubs for game development, others the game development scene is pretty lacking.
Usually you apply online.
There have been a lot of changes in Sweden since the 70s. We have broader definitions of rape, and it's more socially acceptable to report rape.
This isn't an exclusively Swedish phenomenon, it can be observed in most Western countries.
the most interesting scenes were when the wild animals first encountered the robots, so for me, the more animal cams the better. in the future they will get even better looking and move more naturally. FK
We need clean, reliable cheap energy - which we don't have. It is too bad the sun doesn't shine all the time and the wind doesn't blow all the time. The Economist had a good piece on this this week. So we need some invention - perhaps miracle batteries or super safe nuclear or making sun into gasoline directly.
When people like Norm Macdonald, Will Ferrell, Martin Short, Charlene Yi, Kevin Hart, Bill Burr, Sarah Silverman, etc come on, it always makes me laugh.
Definitely need UFC guys. Hit me up we'll see if we can make something happen!
I have such a hard time answering this question. It really depends on what your situation is like. But here's how I went about it.
- Had job that should have been awesome but was bored out of my mind.
- Realized every job I had ever had made me bored out of my mind.
- Decided instead of pushing myself harder, I should try to push in another direction. So instead of trying to make myself fit in a mould I should change the mould.
- I quit my job and moved back to Stockholm from San Francisco to cut back on cost. I moved in with my mom and set myself up with just enough freelance gigs to keep myself afloat (and not piss off mom). The rest of my time I spent on trying to trace back to last time I was enthusiastic about something, and trying to understand what about it made me enthusiastic. I just wanted to find something that I really enjoyed and that at the same time really catered to my strengths.
- I realized I really liked building things, but I hated refining my inventions. I also liked when things went wrong. And I liked making videos. So here we are.
I understand that being able to do this was a huge privilege. For one, being able to not work full-time for a while is huge, and also it was such a fricking fluke that the internet picked up on the stuff I was making. But I think trying to be conscientious about what makes you enthusiastic is super important, because enthusiasm is a much better and effective fuel that duty.
Have you seen the Black Mirror episode "PlayTest"? If you have what's your perspective on it?
On a personal level, what are a few of your favorite films?
Exactly how much research is done before shows? Its seems like you know every details about the person you're interviewing.
Who do you want to see most on the show?
Who are the biggest heroes you've gotten to meet since your notability skyrocketed?
ohh not yet! I think I just stopped watching before that episode (or that was when I realized I started watching form the wrong season lol)
Ill have to watch it and try and remember to come back and comment. *Pinned for future
I would say education is the key problem. If you can solve that then it helps with a lot of things.
Maybe I didn't understand the question - maybe it supposed to be some idiosyncratic thing that bothers me....
Nopales. It's cactus with cheese on it. It instantly cured me of my 25 year impotence.
Chris and I do a ton of research, and honestly it’s one of the most fun parts. I usually spend at least 12 hours (sometimes a lot more) just watching every interview and reading everything I can find. Chris does his own research, then we kind of bring it all together and match the questions with the right wings so there’s a good flow—I also have to think about how I’m going to be dying on Mad Dog and Blair’s! Our main goal with Hot Ones is for the guest to have fun and feel like they can be free and loose, so it’s important to me for them to know that we went the extra mile to understand what they’re all about, and ask about the shit that other people might leave on the cutting room floor. It’s an honor that people even bring up Nardwuar—he’s a legend!
Not so much a specific person, but just in general being surrounded by people who are really interested and enthusiastic about what they do.
How did you get into this line of work?
How much focus is there on programming knowledge? Is the work mainly about discovering glitches and bugs, or are you also supposed to judge the general "feel" of gameplay, level design, and the like?
Is it normal for journalists to need police to escort them out of immigrant neighbourhoods out of fear for their safety ?
Did the dj khaled episode lower your opinion of him?
Hi Simone, I'm your moms neighbor, and I think I really scared you once while racing to get my cats anal glands fixed(Don't ask.).
I have only one question: Will you ever bring Adam to Stockholm?
For a low level QA job, there are no real requirements besides from being able to communicate in the required language (honestly, I have worked with people who could hardly write in English - I even question this requirement.
Understanding basic programming logic can be helpful however.
For example: if I hit this button, it will cause this object to float. What happens if I first pick up the object and then click the button?
No. Perhaps a small chair - a stool. I do exercise and ski but my main sport is tennis which doesn't involve jumping. Some people jump over the net but that isn't part of the sport.
From my heart, I honestly think the DJ Khaled Hot Ones episode is the greatest in series history. I think it will live on long after we're all buried under rocks and dust. It's been amazing to see him go from "put the hinges in the fuccbois hands" to doing Ellen and more TV commercials than Peyton Manning. Truly a national treasure and my proudest work at First We Feast.
I have no memory of this. Maybe too traumatic? Hope your cat's butt is ok (I'm going to end every conversation with that from now on)
I'm not sure! Would be interesting to observe him and my mom meeting though.
Are you aware that an American media TV channel "Fox News" is creating make believe Swedish experts to talk about how terrible and dangerous Sweden has become? How do you feel about these "experts"?
How do you still trust Paul Rudd after all these years of Mac and Me clips?
Can you get Barack on?
How did you learn to speak English with basically no discernible Swedish accent?
Love your show and your overall "no shits given" attitude!
I really enjoy what I do and I love the company I work for - I would love to stay with them forever if I can.
I have wanted to go back to school to enhance my craft - with the experience that I have, I could easily go into business, marketing, computer science (and perhaps a minor in psychology) and end up with a job right away in the same industry. (I am not an artistic person in the least)
A contribution to Rotary to help end polio is a gift I would appreciate. Also any great book you have read and found interesting.
It's like Charlie Brown, Lucy, and the football. I believe in my heart one day he'll do the right thing.
I've lived in the US for 1.5 years now but I don't think I had that much of an accent before that either. I just like languages and I'm constantly trying to mimic the way people speak. Also I have no shame. It helps when learning something new.
So I've noticed a little interaction between you and Ethan from h3h3 on Twitter... any chance we get him and/or Hila on Hot Ones soon?
Love the show.
Most likely, and I would be open to give it a shot if I find something interesting.
One thing to make sure the people who create the first strong AI have the right values and ideally that it isn't just one group way out in front of others. I am glad to see this question being discussed. Google and others are taking it seriously.
Yeah, just trying to work out scheduling at this point. I love Ethan and Hila.
Both yes and no. I don't miss having to worry about it constantly. I do miss being able to jump into the water and swim around my home.
I'm renting it out to a friend now that I'm in the States but I'm actually considering selling it since I'm not planning on moving back to Stockholm anytime soon.
Hello fellow QA tester! I've just been let go after a big triple A launch along with a lot of other testers (along with op, I'm also under NDA even after my departure)
This unfortunately is common practice in the industry.
What are your experiences/thoughts on temporary contracts and the use/abuse of them to get a title shipped?
Edit: I did a blasphemy and used the word 'game' instead of 'title'
Hello, who do you think would win in a fight between James Franco and Dave Franco?
What is the process for choosing the guests? Has Hot Ones gained enough traction and word of mouth that people are excited for it/it has street cred? Or is it almost always you/PR person having to explain the concept over and over again? (Your PR person deserves a metal btw for convincing all these celebrities to participate and even finding ways to contact them.) My only other question(s) would be in regards to the lack of women guests; do you find they are less interested in participating? Or have the male guests just been easier to coordinate/book? Not a question, but I would love to see a duo of women (Key and Peele played off each other so well that was one of my favorite episodes)- maybe Tina Fey and Amy Pohler or Abbi and Ilana from Broad City. Thanks! P.s. as a vegetarian, 1. I still am obsessed with your show and 2. respect for making veggie wings for Ricky and others.
Any advice to parents of teens and pre-teens? My daughter fears failure and it effects her confidence. You took the failures and found a way to inspire.
Hey! Love hearing from other QA people :D Sorry to hear about the project :C 3rd party or pub? (also, I use game, title and project interchangeably - no shame there)
I have mixed feelings on temporary contracts, even though I have been on them for the majority of my career.
1) Contracts allow companies to avoid giving you benefits. Usually, you pay part and they pay the other part. We are considered to be costing them too much.
2) Contracts make it easier for companies to let you go once a project is done or if they do not like your work (Crummy worker part is fair mind you)
Contracts are generally scummy and hurt team moral, cause fights between those who get their contracts resigned/not and leave everyone with the impending doom that they could be let go. It hurts when you work your ass off and they keep the lead's lazy friend over you.
My opinion: Do not play their manipulative game. Always keep your resume up to date. Always look for better. Always have plan B ready, never burn bridges.
In a fistfight I don't know, but in a bathingsuit contest it'd be Dave hands down.
Oh boy. This is a topic for a couple of beers. it isn't that tough to get funding because there are terrific major donors who make large contributions to help us produce films. Also budgets are covered by many countries that are interested in our films since nature documentaries are universal and you just need to change the language. on a scale, maybe a 3...FK
It is super important to improve our healthcare system - both to reduce chronic disease but if we don't do better health costs will squeeze out spending on all other government functions.
I agree it is surprising how tough it has been to get digital medical records right and to learn from looking at those records.
Still there are some very promising things going on. For example the idea of looking at a blood sample to find cancer very early so it can be treated. We will be able to use genomic data to tune treatments.
There are a few big problems like diabetes, obesity and neurological conditions including Alzheimer's that we really need to solve.
Taking Jordan to Italy is already in the works. We're waiting until it's legal to bring a cyborg into a foreign country.
The unsung hero of this whole thing is our amazing (and persuasive) talent booker Brandon Thomas. At first, we'd have to more or less con people into doing the show. Now, I'd say half our guests are familiar with Hot Ones and some are big fans. We've also had past guests lead to future ones (Tom leads to Padma, Bert leads to Coco, etc). Also, we need to s/o Sarah Honda for doing a little bit of everything. We wouldn't be able to do Hot Ones without her.
We haven't done a good enough job of booking women. In our experience, it's just been a tougher sell but it's something we think about/discuss all the time.
And definitely! Much love and respect to our vegetarian/vegan fans. Those vegan wings w Ricky are some of the best wings I've ever had in my life.
Dude you're asking the girl who pushed over a garbage bin in high school because I was upset about getting a B on a math test.
I used to be a really horrible perfectionist. But most of that went away when I moved to China the first time. When I was 16 I went there as an exchange student and when I got back I was like "maybe I didn't get a perfect score, but I CAN SPEAK CHINESE MOTHERFUCKERS"
Looking back, I think focusing on the process rather than the end product. Things rarely happen the way you expect them to, and maybe the thing you end up with after numerous of failures is better than what it would have been if everything went well from the start, or you learn something new.
But to be honest I still struggle with it. I've just redefined what success is for me, because now a success is when everything goes wrong in an entertaining way. I just try to be compassionate towards myself and realize that if I beat myself up about not performing at my best that's just going to hinder me long term. I just try to not be a dick to myself.
When testing is it true you don't actually get to do the fun part of the game, like your main goal is to find the things that are broken?
And what's your favorite development team you've game tested for
What is the best you've seen from a refugee case (as in good people who need help) and what is the worst (as in people that you question if they should even be their)?
A 3? Nice. Okay I was definitely rating it as a 5. Woohoo! YAY MORE NATURE DOCUMENTARIES!
Did you copy Steve Jobs or did he copy you?
Big fan of the show, keep up the good work Sean!
If you could have anyone on the show, dead or alive, who'd it be?
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I told you I would be here! Your shitty projects are hilarious but not very functional. Are you working on any serious robotics projects?
Also, after you dropped out of college, what was your career progression like? Did you envision yourself doing what you do now? Did you have uncertainty about your future? I resonate with what you have done with your career as I myself am a college dropout maker who builds robots.
Here’s to peace and love and shitty robots that are too dysfunctional to take over the world 🤖 !!!!!
EDIT: I wrote a bot to scan new and be the first to post. I finished it 5 mins before 12pm but you started early!! O well. That is a shittybot for you. At least it posted.
You have to redefine 'fun' I guess is what it comes down to.
Say if you are working on a puzzle game. It is only really fun when you solve every puzzle once - where you find your fun is trying to find ways of breaking it, comparing your bug stats to other testers like a leaderboard, and finding the funniest or most interesting bugs.
The main "copying" that went on relative to Steve and me is that we both benefited from the work that Xerox Parc did in creating graphical interface - it wasn't just them but they did the best work. Steve hired Bob Belville, I hired Charles Simonyi. We didn't violate any IP rights Xerox had but their work showed the way that led to the Mac and Windows.
Thanks for remembering my favorite remote of all time. Sometimes late at night I think about the young woman Nell and how we were supposed to be together but sadly we were born 150 years apart.
I'd say Andy Kaufman, The Ultimate Warrior and William Shakespeare to have him answer for the ghostwriting accusations on Death Sauce.
Are you working on any serious robotics projects?
I don't think I'm skilled enough to work on a serious robotics project.... YET!
Also, after you dropped out of college, what was your career progression like? Did you envision yourself doing what you do now? Did you have uncertainty about your future?
I dropped out of college because I got a job as an editor for Sweden's official website. Then I did some odd jobs, and started teaching myself how to program. I don't think I could have envisioned this happening even if I tried. It's way too random to come up with.
And yes, I've had plenty of uncertainty about my future and what I want to do with my time. My brother used to call me the constant life crisis. I still do to some extent, but this is honestly the first time in my life that I have no doubt about that I'm doing exactly what I want to do.
Does Bethesda have any QA whatsoever before they ship a game?
Someone willing to learn a new language is one of the most encouraging and awesome things I've seen people do. I hope many of these people do find stability.
Thanks for helping them!
This is a question for Conanando. I am a 30 year old Hispanic male, about to get married in sept of this year. Any solid suggestions for wedding vows?
So Sean, we've got a thing we like to do around here called Explain That 'Gram. We do a deep dive on our guests Instagram and we just want the bigger picture. That sound good to you? Ok, here we go.
Shaq!? Come on Sean, have you been holding out on us?
And what about this guy? You're on Reddit, we're all about cute animals here. Give us the scoop.
And last but not least. 🎺🎺🎺
Thanks for joining us! Love Hot Ones. Keep it up.
EDIT: Hey, what's going on Hot Ones fans? If you liked my comment maybe meet me halfway, throw me an upvote. If you didn't like my comment, I don't want ya, I don't want ya in the thread. But if you did, upvote. Thank you very much. I appreciate you. I love you. More than a friend.
Hi Simone! Thanks for doing this AMA.
What's your favorite part of your work?!
They would (either in house or 3rd party), but I have never worked with them myself so I have no idea how they work as a studio.
My guess is that they have a small QA team who is overwhelmed with work and developers who choose to ignore issues.
Overall like Warren Buffett I am optimistic about the long run. I am concerned in the short run that the huge benefits of how the US works with other countries may get lost. This includes the aid we give to Africa to help countries there get out of the poverty trap.
If you're future wife is anything like mine she'll insist on taking out the part of the vows where you promise to honor and obey your husband. Try really hard to get that part back in.
LOL! Love this!
Shaq: So, I interviewed Shaq after some event in which he was a model for an art class full of drunken bros. I stole a horrible painting off one especially drunk dude, gifted it to Shaq during the interview and then he kissed me on the top of my bald head and said "Such a good dude."
That's my friend Sarah's dog Thor! I'd dog sit Thor from time to time back in the Chicago days.
And finally, made healthy deserts with John Cena and Emily Oberg. Just a day in the life. He told me a great story about how his first wrestling persona was a "half man, half machine" thing that he never got off the ground. Trying desperately to get him on Hot Ones.
And the Chrissy Teigen thing is a blur. Just standing there after an interview and getting licked by a supermodel. I think it was my first or second day in NYC.
The people I get to hang out with and work with! My manager Luke Girgis, my right-hand-man Scott Lawrie, Kristen Lomasney who helps with social media stuff (and who set up this AMA), and of course Adam Savage who always answers my most random questions. And the people on my Patreon, because they are so fucking kind and cuddly.
Im studying to be a game developer, any tips to do your work easier? What is the thing that you hate the most from developers?
Would you say these immigrants are more prone to committing crimes over a normal Swedish citizen? (Not trying to be rude or mean-spirited just want your opinion)
I'm going to become a father this summer. Do you have any advice you wouldn't mind sharing, from one dad to a dad-to-be?
How do you guys decide on a new sauce within the lineup?
I just went on a trip with my 17 year old son to see 6 colleges. He is a junior in High School and trying to figure out where he should go. Trips like that have been a great way to spend time together. He reads even more about politics than I do so I let him pick books for me to read.
Melinda is very creative about helping me find chances to spend time with the kids. Even just driving them to school is a great time to talk to them.
Mayonnaise, corn starch and embalming fluid. Bake at 125 degrees for 1 hour.
At the end of the day, we probably put WAY too much thought into the sauces but it’s part of the fun, and it’s been cool to meet more people in the hot sauce game. We pick certain types in the hopes that they hit our guests differently throughout the interview. I’m pretty sure Chris has had sleepless nights thinking about Bravado Ghost Pepper & Blueberry sauce. We talk about things to swap in and out all the time. We’ll probably switch it up again soon!
I'm obviously not doing a great job of it. I think it's a hard balance to find. Sure I could omit some shits and fucks, but 90% of my humor is genital-based so it's just not that G-rated anyway. I think it's just that people generally mistake me for a science communicator, which tend to be very clean and kid-friendly. Sure, a part of it is science communication, but mostly it's just some sort of niche robot comedy.
What's your favorite gaming platform (PC, Xbox, PlayStation, etc)?
what is best and worst thing about this?
Does the superhero outfit still fit, and how often do you just wear it around the office?
Not many people here know that you also are also a journalist for Complex. How did you get involved with that? What does Jinx smell like?
Also, how does it feel to never age?
Hi Simone! I'm a big tested fan. I have really enjoy the energy you bring to "still untitled." In one of your last videos, you used a 3D printer to make a new claw for your claw machine. How have you found 3D printing? Did you find that there was much of a learning curve?
For personal use, PC all the way. Having to buy a whole new console every few years really bugs me (my Wii U is my #1 purchase regret) For testing: PC > Xbox > Play Station > Mobile > Nintendo
(I answered this question above if you want to carry on the convo)
About my job or taking in refugees in general?
The best thing about my job is feeling like I'm making a difference in the lives of the people I work with, and the best thing about taking in refugees is that we're doing a moral good and saving lives.
The worst thing about my job is feeling like nobody at the top gives a shit and prefer to delegate work down to me, and the worst thing about taking in refugees is that it's a bit inconvenient I guess? Or maybe it's how salty it makes some people on reddit-threads about immigration (read: Muslim-rape guy)
Over time countries will be rich enough to do this. However we still have a lot of work that should be done - helping older people, helping kids with special needs, having more adults helping in education. Even the US isn't rich enough to allow people not to work. Some day we will be but until then things like the Earned Income Tax Credit will help increase the demand for labor.
It does fit. I do not wear it at the office at all; I wear it at home, and to the gym at Venice beach.
I used to freelance for Complex while I was living in Chicago. At pretty much the exact moment Complex launched its video operation, I was in New Orleans interviewing a bunch of people for print pieces. They asked me if they could put the interviews on camera to help get the YouTube page off the ground and I was hyped as fuck because my life was extremely boring at the time. I remember studying note cards and being nervous as hell for, like, a five minute video interview with 2 Chainz lol. Anyway, to get back on track... Complex liked the video pieces enough to offer me a full time job so I quit my gig in Chicago, sold my shit and moved to NYC 30 days later.
Jinx smells like cigar guts and Old Spice.
And, it took some digging but here's my first ever video interview! Peep the beautiful head of hair LMFAO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoiPLM1oVvk
I feel like I'm a pretty late adopter of 3D printing, because I really hated designing 3D models. But then Prusa sent me one of their printers and I got really sold. There's definitely a learning curve, but it doesn't take much to get started.
Hi Bill and thanks for doing this. I recently read 2017 annual letter in response to Warren Buffet on the impact of his donation (2006) to your foundation, and the world it serves, and I thought the information you highlighted was incredibly powerful and insightful. For those of us that cannot start our own foundation, or even if we could, how do you recommend finding a cause worth fighting for? Clearly your access to information and resources has allowed you to isolate some of the world's larger problems and find those folks who can actually make a difference. But where did you start? (For those who haven't seen it- https://www.gatesnotes.com/2017-Annual-Letter?WT.mc_id=02_14_2017_02_AL2017GFO_GF-GFO_&WT.tsrc=GFGFO)
Lastly, can I ask for your opinion on the status of the world refugee crisis. I've seen a lot of information on both sides of the fence, but I think I lean towards the belief that charity/donations need go into these communities and the folks that relocate are often the top thinkers/earners that could truly change their home country if they stayed. Here is a rather oversimplified video that summarizes the basis of my thoughts, I'd love to hear your view on all of this. (Poverty/refugee by numbers- https://youtu.be/LPjzfGChGlE)
Thanks again for taking the time. You truly are a visionary, role model, and hero without a cape to many of us worldwide.
What does Andy smell like?
Hey Sean! You've eaten the Carolina Reaper twice and I wanna know which time was it the most painful? Also, what was your bowel movement like after eating it?
What small thing will make your entire day, and what will ruin it?
There are so many ways to get involved - schools have mentorship and volunteering opportunities. Small gifts to things like Donors Choose have a big impact. I think most people start getting involved in local social service organizations. If you can travel to developing countries and see the needs there that is also great. It is great to start philanthropy when you are young.
In the long run the way to avoid refugee problems is to help countries develop by having good health, education and governance - fortunately the overall trend is good despite huge setbacks like Syria, South Sudan and Somalia. Unicef has a lot of good information about how to help with the current refugee challenges: http://uni.cf/2ltdjfr
Sandalwood and regret.
The second time was 100x worse. Feel like my entire body was like, "You. Dumbass." and completely shut down. Afterwards I was in the fetal position on my bathroom floor for at least an hour thinking about my lot in life in a very existential way. Now if I even smell a Carolina Reaper my cheeks water up. I'd say never again if it weren't for that charming motherfucker Chili Klaus.
Getting a package in the mail will make it, having socks that slip off will ruin it.
Couple questions do you like Grandmas Boy? Do you and other workers ever get into big lan fights to "QA a new game"? Are you trying to make it on to a big developer for a AAA franchise or is that like a lottery win tomget there?
Was I in Sweden last night?
And that's incredibly humanizing to read. It's easy to just sort of quantize them under a title and stop thinking of the normal life issues they deal with like the rest of us do, only the issue that brought them there.
And what percentage of the refugees do get to stay? What do you do to attempt to ease the transition once they find out they had been rejected?
Bill, big fan but I've got a question and I need you to formally settle it.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Did Bobby Lee really poop himself! If so, how bad did it smell?
Hi Simone! I love the work you do.
Have you had any particularly weird or creepy fan encounters?
When testing multiplayer games, 'LAN parties' are a part of the job and can be a lot of fun when you get a chance to just 'play'.
In all honesty, testing multiplayer is not as fun as it sounds. A good chuck of it is network testing - it is soul destroying.
Also, depending on a bunch of people to work as one can be super frustrating. Your coworkers being AFK (bug writing, bathroom/coffee breaks ect) ughh. It's the worst.
I don't have the specific numbers, but if you're from Syria or Eritrea, you're basically guaranteed to get to stay. The threat of living anywhere in those countries is so real that there's no question you need asylum.
Other countries aren't as lucky. A lot of Somalians get rejected because their claims are usually hard to substantiate. "Al Shabab threatened my farm" they could say, but the Department of Migration might decide that said farm is too far away from common Al Shabab areas of operation to be a feasible target for them, and so you're sent back. Afghans also struggle, because if they can't prove that they're from an area that's especially dangerous, the DoM has to assume that the threat-level they face isn't high enough to justify asylum and send them back.
Once someone has been rejected we try to do everything we can to stop them from becoming self-destructive or passive. We encourage them to keep going to school, keep seeing friends, keep participating in activities arranged by us. Sometimes that simply doesn't work, however, and we can't do much beside watching them slowly wittle away until finally they're sent off.
Good question. If you don't have a bun then it absolutely is not. If you slice the hot dog and put it on a normal piece of bread (like Burgermaster) then it is. When you use a hot dog bun then it is ambiguous.
Because the bread is connected, and forms a "hinge" if you will, it falls under the "taco" classification. Ergo, hotdogs and tacos are not sandwiches. The pita, however, takes us into strange territory and demands further study.
We did not cotton swab test his underpants or anything so there's no way to know for sure but it did seem like a serious situation in real time.
Not IRL no! People are generally super polite and cool. But the internet man. I have a pretty impressive collection of weird-ass screenshots.
How has your job changed since the mid 2000s? When I was in high school only a few years ago, I heard a friend's friend was getting paid to test games and I wanted to do that. But a lot of games now are done with open/closed betas.
What are your thoughts on the murder of Alexandra Mezher?
Hey Conan, big fan.
How did you become friends with Jack White?
Sean, when are you going to come on down to Nashville & do a Nashville Hot Chicken special?
What does your tattoo say?
When I started, there was a heavy focus to finish the game and release it. Usually bugs are known and developers would release a day 1 patch to address issues that are on the disk. After the game was finished, everyone would be moved projects or let go.
Now, we see a lot more episodic games, season passes, Early Access titles and regular DLCs. There is more of a focus of the long term after the game is released then leading up to the release. Project ramp downs are a lot more gradual instead of massive layoffs and often a smaller team is left for new content coming and another small team for Live QA testing.
It was an absolute tragedy, and she shouldn't have had to be in that situation alone. I consider it a failure on the part of the people she worked on that her safety wasn't adequately considered. Any experienced worker knows when a situation requires extra hands, and this one definitely did.
Do I worry that the same could happen to me? No.
I am not sure if Steam here means the gaming platform or adding Arts to Science, Technology, Engineering and Math. I have always been a big STEM fan but I have nothing against either STEAM.
True story: I met Jack and Meg in a bowling alley in Detroit in 1999 while shooting a remote. They were part of a group of people that came over and hung out. Later, they became famous and told me they were part of the group that were chatting and drinking beers all night. I totally lucked out. Since then, I just hang out in bowling alleys looking for future rock stars.
Check out this vid I did w Redban: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f0pxdL1vsE
I'd love to go to Nashville and get some Hattie B's or Prince's straight from the source. Hopefully we can make that happen soon.
it says that I was 18 and took myself way too seriously.
True 1/3 Swedish women are afraid to leave their homes ?
Hey, Mr. Gates! Was there any book that helped you through your career?
Do you ever wish you were an animal instead of a human, and if so which one?
How far in advance in the guest list booked? Secondly, when you reach out to someone who has never heard of the show before, how do you guys pitch this interview?
Do your shitty robot ideas just pop into your head or do you schedule thinking sessions to imagine your next shitty design?
Also, does tested have a p.o. box or something that people can send tested related material?
Hope your day is going swimmingly, all the best!
For personal use, PC all the way. Having to buy a whole new console every few years really bugs me (my Wii U is my #1 purchase regret)
PC > Xbox > Play Station > Mobile > Nintendo
I don't think so, I haven't ever heard about that.
I have recommended a book called Business Adventures that chronicles some big successes and failures - I learned a lot from that.
See my previous answer about the penis covered stegosaurus.
We're pretty run and gun. Sometimes it's feels like a professional organization where we have a shoot scheduled two weeks in advance and a peg/launch date. Other times we just hop on a plane or pop up shop our show with, like, 48 hours notice (sometimes less).
I rarely schedule thinking sessions, but I do try to make sure that I have enough free time to get bored. If I'm overworked and stressed I never come up with anything, but as soon as I have too much time on my hands my brain starts looking for things to spend it on.
ALSO I LOVE GETTING PACKAGES SO SO MUCH
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What companies would one apply for to become a video game tester?
This was in an article from January based on an investigation made from an institution under the ministry of justice so it seems pretty legit.
Article - did not find it in english
About the institute
How many four year olds would you kill before they killed you?
Who was your favourite interview so far? And also who is the number 1 person you want on the show that haven't been on yet?
The interviews that felt the best while they were happening were Joe Budden, Russell Brand, NORE (obviously), Jay Pharoah, T.J. Miller, T-Pain (and many others). I think the best pound for pound interview was probably Ricky Gervais? Then there's a whole other category of episodes I appreciate because of the ground they cover.
But, my favorite thing about Hot Ones is that it seems like the fans all have their own favorites, for their own reasons. My favorite episodes are the ones no on can agree on, where one comment is "Worst guest ever!" and the next is "GOAT episode!" That's how I know we've hit the right Hot Ones notes.
OMG CAN VEGAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE VEGAN
But yeah, any type of nut cheese. Not a big fan of the milk industry.
Eating hot foods has never been the problem for me, that comes later. How does your butthole hold up to this sort of punishment week after week? Is it like building a callus where it eventually isn't a problem anymore?
I'm glad I had enough sense to Google "cheese made from nuts" instead of "nut cheese".
I already answered a question about my butthole. NO MORE BUTTHOLE QUESTIONS! Sean Spicer voice
oh damn. I can usually trust my brain to catch every possible sexual innuendo...
You said that the increase in sex crimes from 2015-2016 can be explained exclusively by Swedish legislative changes regarding sex crimes.
Could you please tell me exactly what sex crime laws were changed during that time period and how they would cause such a notable increase in comparison to previous years. How exactly do you believe that these specific legaslative changes had a larger effect on your countries crime rate than accepting in thousands of impoverished people who treat women like livestock?
Also, hypothetically, if you knew that migrants were committing rapes at much higher rates than native Swedes, would you feel any guilt about your compliance in it all?
Hi Conan. It's Riley, the intern that you yelled at the other day for eating too many almonds. My question: How much water does it take to produce a single almond?
Sean, you said during the Gaffigan episode that you went to U of I. What was your major? And how the hell did you get from here to doing the best interview show in the world?
Hi Simone! Big fan of your work.
I haven't gotten a chance to tinker with robotics at work for a while, and am trying to think up a small project I can do in my free time to keep my skills sharp. I figured I might ask the queen of shitty robots for help: How do you come up with ideas for projects?
For instance, in Sweden, multiple accounts of sexual assault will count as individual charges. If you rape someone multiple times, it will not be filed in court as one instance of rape but rather several.
Also, the definition of rape has been broadened considerably. For instance, if you feel unsure about sleeping with someone, and afterwards felt like you weren't okay with it, that can be considered rape.
Most rapes occur at home, and the guilty party is often someone in your circle of friends or family. That fact hasn't changed in Sweden.
Now, I'm intrigued by your phrasing of the hypothetical question. Why would I feel compliant in migrants committing rapes? It's not my fault that Sweden is complying with international law on accepting asylum seekers. Not only that, but my job is to actively help refugees integrate into society and become law-abiding citizens. In your hypothetical scenario, am I not fighting the good fight?
Riley, I yelled at you because you exceeded my 'one almond an hour' rule. That wastes water (an almond takes 1.1 gallons of water to produce).
I was a broadcast journalism major at University of Illinois. S/o to Prof. John Paul. If the ball bounced differently in life, I think I would've been the weatherman at WCIA-TV. And who knows maybe someday I will be.
Finding something in your everyday life that you want to improve is usually a good place to start!
Why are you in denial about refugees committing more rapes and other crime? http://wwwc.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0003/13/dokument.html https://www.bra.se/download/18.cba82f7130f475a2f1800012697/1371914727881/2005_17_brottslighet_bland_personer_fodda_sverige_och_utlandet.pdf
If you could turn into any vegetable at will, what would it be and why?
If you could pick any 1 porn star to appear on Hot Ones, who would you pick and why?
What tools should everyone own?
It seems like neither source is discussing refugees, and both in fact support my overall position on immigration and crime. Socioeconomic factors are more important variables than ethnicity or country of origin in explaining crime rates.
The Asparagus, because I could change the odor of your urine against your will.
We've talked about this quite a bit. Top of the list is Teanna Trump but maybe you guys can help us out??? Who do you want to see? Feel like the Reddit community could have some valuable input here lol.
A dremel tool. I use mine for EVERYTHING. Including pedicures. Don't tell foot fetish people.
I found this awesome show through TJ Miller. I loved it right away. Before my brother moved away we did Nine of the ten sauces from last season (sans Sriracha) and it was pure agony. Yet, by the time we finished there was a certain euphoria that you and your guests have pointed out. After two weeks I had a crazy urge to repeat the challenge again. So my wife and I have done so about once every two months.
Obviously with the frequency episodes have been coming out you don't wait that long, but I was wondering what the minimal amount of time between shoots you'll allow? Also what your immediate cool down routine is once the cameras turn off... Thanks!
P.S~ picture proof of pain.
Hi Simone, I absoloutely love your videos!
As another woman in a male-dominated field (computer science), I was wondering if you have any advice for other women in STEM trying to figure it all out? I feel like I experience a lot of imposter syndrome compared to my non-STEM female friends.
I mean, you have to do what you have to do to keep the show going. We've shot three episodes in a week before, which can be pretty brutal. My immediate cool down routine is to go back to my apartment or hotel, throw on some basketball shorts, crank the air conditioning and tell everyone to not bother me for a few hours. I've actually come to kind of look forward to those peaceful, very Zen after hours.
Hey I struggle a lot with imposter syndrome too. I very often find that I want to excuse myself for lack of skill, knowledge, chest hair, etc etc etc. But I really try not to, because I've realized that the way you talk about yourself, and more importantly to yourself becomes this self-fulfilling prophecy.
You have every right to be where you are and having no fucking clue what you're doing is an inevitable part of doing something hard.
Hi Conan! Thanks for consistently making me laugh out loud. What is your favorite cereal?
Hey /u/Seanseaevans! Let me just start with a huge thank you for all the support for r/Hotones. /u/Alexrock88, /u/PrettyBoyFlizzy, and I have had a blast building this Reddit community around your fantastic show and the general user base you generate is much friendlier than that of other internet hosts so kudos! I've got a three parter for you if you don't mind.
1) What is the one event you would attribute the most to "getting your foot in the door" to the career you are currently on?
2) What ever happened with the Aussie knockoff that you spoke to Bert about?
3) Are there any plans to either be on Joe Rogan's Podcast or have him on your show in the future?
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What do you do with the purposely shitty robots you make after you've done a video with them? Do they get hung in a hall of fame or do they just get tossed in the trashbin?
It's a tie between Fruit Loops and Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries
Whadddup Matt! As far as getting my foot in the door, it's really about taking advantage of opportunities. Long story short... I was working a copywriter job in a cubicle in Chicago but I'd freelance on the side for some extra money and because I needed a creative outlet. That led to freelancing for Complex, which led to meeting Chris Schonberger (EIC at First We Feast), which led to this ridiculous show, which led to me answering your question here.
As far as I can tell, Fox Sports Australia washed "Burning Questions" from the world. Maybe those ding dongs are still doing it but they've definitely stopped putting it on YouTube. S/o Bert Kreischer btw!
I've never spoken to Joe. I don't get the impression that he does much press and he told Bert he wouldn't do Hot Ones on the JRE. But we'd kill to have him on the show if he changed his mind. Obviously, if he ever invited me to JRE I'd be there w my sauces ready to get weird.
I keep them! Some of them are packed up and some of them are hanging on the wall in my workshop. I try to not slaughter them for parts because I often bring them to events, TV shows etc.
Conan! Boston native here. I want to take my girl out for a real nice dinner to celebrate, anywhere in the Brookline/Boston/Quincy area. What do you suggest? If I can tell her I'm taking her somewhere (even if it's Taco Bell) because Conan Fucking O'Brien suggested it, she'd love it.
Who're some of your favorite artists?
You probably get a lot of the same requests for certain guests, but who's someone that you'd like to interview (or have interviewed) that doesn't come up too often?
Too many to name but The Weeknd is killing shit right now. Over the course of my life tho Biggie, DMX and Kanye are probably the artists with the most mileage in my headphones. Sort of an under the radar white whale for me is Adam Carolla because he's my hero and won't fuck with Hot Ones at all which make me want him even more.
kudos on putting such a relevant twist on that question.
I feel the horse sized duckbot would win, especially if the bill got equipped with, say knives. Might be worth building..
All 45 US presidents engage to a fight to the death. Who makes it out alive?
I love you. Do you think Gordon Ramsey will ever agree to coming onto the show?
I learned about you from watching Physics Girl. Any plans for future collabs with her?
Harry S. Truman. Do not screw with Harry S. Truman.
I hope so. Feel like YouTube commenters are just going to keep coming at our necks every week 'til it happens.
Heck yes. I love Dianna. We have plans. So many plans.
Have you received any offers to play professional soccer after your incredible display with Gio Dos Santos?
Sean what toilet paper do you recommend to cool the burning sensation your ass experiences following your show??
Thanks for calling that an incredible display. The goal I scored was so incredibly fake that I felt bad for the goalie who had to pretend to miss a ball moving at 2mph.
Charmin Ultra Soft
I don't think I've been very secretive about it. If I cold mate with The Fly, I would.
Do you plan on traveling all over the world with the Conan Show ?
I'd like to keep this going as long as I can. It's really fun, and at this stage in my career it feels like something new and exciting. I've always loved my job, but the one downside is being in the studio every day. The chance to travel and try my comedy out on people who speak different languages is a great joy.
Is there ever going to be a beard reprise? I wouldn't be mad about it...
I got a complete 50/50 response on the beard. Half the people loved it, half the people hated it. Since it was my kids who hated it, it had to go. Don't fear, I still keep it in the attic with my wedding dress.
Yes, Bill Tull is exactly like that.
Do you have to adjust your comedy routine when traveling to a different country (in this case, Mexico) or is comedic timing universal?
Thank you and looking forward to tonight's episode!
That's a great question. What surprised me the most is how little I have to adjust. Especially in Mexico. The Mexican people are really funny and sharp, and they always got the joke instantly - and they weren't afraid to give me a hard time. I'm very comfortable being the underdog when I do remotes, and all the Mexican people I encountered were great and generous improvisors.
Skittles, Hennessy and a new born kitten.
Hi Conan, I've brought a puppet to your studio audience a few times, but the last time Jeff Ross sternly requested I keep it down during the show. Why does Jeff Ross hate puppets?
Jeff Ross was molested by a puppet in 1958. When he testified in court he had to point to a human to show where the puppet touched him.
Your remotes are probably my favorite thing you do. In the future, would you ever consider doing a travel show? I'd definitely watch that. Thanks for all the laughs.
Great idea. I'd love to do a travel show. In fact, I'm going to go shoot one in Mexico right now. It will air tonight at 10pm on TBS. Look for your name in the credits under "Idea By".
Hi Conan, my left pinky finger has been twitching since midnight and seems to have moved to my buttocks. Any tips?
Without intimate photos it's hard to say. I'll send you some.
Hi Conan! Did the trip improve your Spanish? Any new words or phrases you'd love to share?
I honestly think my accent for stronger, and I think if I lived in Mexico City for a while I would get better much faster. My favorite phrase is on the back of a jacket someone gave me; it's "México es Chingón".
What was it like to speak to former president Vicente Fox and did you take away anything that you weren't expecting from your trip to Mexico?
President Vicente Fox was very funny, and although he was talking about a serious issue, he came prepared almost like a comedian. He entirely caught the spirit of what we were trying to do, and he's a big part of the show.
There has been a rise in antimicrobial resistance in recent years due to abuse and overuse of antibiotics. What do you think needs to be done to change this trend? Also, I have a degree in Microbiology and have been applying to state level Epidemiologist positions with no luck. Where should I find good entry level positions in this field that will help bolster my resume and make me a better candidate for these positions?
My father Dr. Thomas F. O'Brien who works at Brigham and Women's hospital in Boston has been working hard on this problem for decades. He's the smartest guy I know. He and his team have been working hard on this serious issue for a long time.
Conan, in 40 years time after you stop doing your show, would u consider doing conan travels as a netflix show?
in 40 years time we'll all be brains in jars connected to a giant server. But yes, my brain will travel the world.
Wow. Your friendly, casual demeanor cracked through my cold emotionless exterior. The answer is no. Bud's not okay.
The Killer Angels, by Michael Shaara
Still no curtains. My dad says it happens for guys at different times.
If your really conan then, what's something only he would know?
I have a scar from an appendectomy on my lower right abdomen. I have three cats named Thor, Maow and Cleo and the only one I like is Thor. My ATM Pin is 1494.
I'm from Boston, and a huge Patriots fan. We had to edit out all the times I tried to kiss him.
Do you have any particularly vivid memory of your time at Brookline High School? Warriors rule
My favorite moment was when I threw the big pass that won the game. Or maybe that was Jimmy Hennessey.
Seriously, I went back to Brookline High School about 15 years ago, and it was so much nicer then when I was there. They actually had a sushi bar (not kidding). I felt like I had gone to high school during the Great Depression.
Thank you for taking your show to Mexico for your travel special. I love the country!
Of the places you visited, what was your favorite? Would you go back to do another episode or for a vacation? What the tastiest meal you had? What is Diego Luna like?
I went to the Trotsky museum; it's the house where Leon Trotsky was murdered with an ice pick. I think it's safe to say that I'm the only late night host to ever go there.
Hey Conan, would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Ah, the old classic question. I've always been a penis stegosaurus guy.
"Conan: Made in Mexico" (which airs tonight at 10pm on TBS). Aside from that, season two of One Tree Hill. When Peyton hit bottom, I thought my life was over.
I think it's time to tell people that yes, we are dating.
In 2015, The Masturbating Bear died of autoerotic asphyxiation alone in a Motel 6 in Flagstaff, AZ. He was buried with full military honors.
How is Mike Sweeney still alive? What sort of superfood do you feed him?
Don't make fun of Mike Sweeney - he served our country valiantly during the Korean war. We give Mike Sweeney the same hormones they inject into old Redwoods. Currently there's a branch growing out between his shoulder blades.
Liam Cartwright. He played tenor sax with the group, but left for better things in '58.
I have some great leather "F The Wall" boots from President Vicente Fox, a "México es Chingón" jacket, and a Trostsky keychain.
Hey Conan! I imagine you're a busy guy, but did you ever finally get to meet Forss Fagerstrom?
No, I did not. It's one of the great disappointments of my life.
After something like 4500 hours of weird awkward television, I honestly cannot answer that.
Hello Conester, I've been to Mexico many times and it's one of my favorite countries to visit. When you were there, were people really hesitant about Americans?
Absolutely not. The Mexican people were warm, friendly and eager to participate in the show. We spent a week there. I met thousands of people and I never felt the slightest hint of trepidation or hostility.