Jun 27th 2017 by GryphonMane • 28 Questions • 570 Points
I'm going to be on The Nasty Show as part of the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal - doing 11 shows from July 19th to 29th as part of a killer lineup of Godfrey, Yamaneika, Big Jay Oakerson, Jimmy Carr and hosted by Ari Shaffir
Buy tickets here: http://www.hahaha.com/en/show/nasty-show-0
When you eat a steak does it also make you crave cock?
Not sure what the mod protocols are. Maybe the senator would be willing to provide some sort of proof to mods?
Do you feel you look like more of an albino orca, Lebanese house maiden, or morbidly obese Mexican?
I knew this was a bad idea but #2, a lebanese house maiden
Hi Bobby, I love you on the Chip Chipperson Podacast! Have you ever thought about doing stand up comedy?
No. That's a homerun you cock sucka
If you had to pick one cast member from MTV's Jackass to have sex with your wife while you watch, who would it be and why?
Johnny Knoxville, cause I know his dick's broken
Do you think it's to late to change your characters name on SDRR to Lards Ulrich?
You're too wordy. Have someone punch that up and get back, there's something there
I broke my knee dude, it's doing fine
Do you really need 12 open mic comics on the same podcast?
First of all, no. Second of all, I only have 3 comics on - 3 limit.
They're not open mics, they're middlers
First off, how do you spell magnesium. But if I were to guess approximately 3100 degrees celsius
Hi Bobby. I hope the answer to this is yes. Do you ever think about your miserable childhood and how your mother literally gave you away and get so sad that you eat even though you aren't hungry?
Your wish is granted. Yes
Is there a correlation between rising ocean levels and your wading in the shallows?
Fb fans are awesome, reddit fans are trolls with different names. I get it, it's a moon joke. I'm as big as a planet, I get it
Who is the next BIG comedian to die, and why is it Artie Lange?
I love Artie I would never say that to him. Keep all the mean shit to me you piece of gaaaarbage
I'm sure you've gained a lot of new fans here. My question is, is the festival exclusively for laughs, or is that just a marketing ploy?
That was too intelligent of a joke for me, dumb it down stupid
You're a delightfully lovable creep, Bobby. What was the meanest thing you said about Vos at the roast the other night?
Bonnie was dating Nathan Fillion from Castle and Firefly, and she dumped him and ended up marrying Vos. I put up a photo on the big screen of Fillion and read his credits. Firefly, Guardians of the Galaxy and a network ABC show with 170 episodes, 100,000 an episode
Then I read Vos' that started with Maxwell's and Poughkeepsie - what a bad choice she made
Do you actually do bang bangs in real life and if so what is your favorite cuisine pairing?
Yes unfortunately I have, it would have to be dinner then chinese
Stop with the fucking, stop getting real, don't make statements. Either be funny or fuck yourself